Hotel Rooms

I took this photograph of Mike and Tara in their underwear in a hotel room in Ashville and it was fun because we were all drunk. I love taking photos in hotel rooms because everything is cheap looking. Unless you get a real expensive hotel room. Ashville was so fun I got lost as usual when I got there. Then again after the Wilco concert. Wilco was great. I talked to these girls. I like the people there. Some of them really know how to dress. Like they're from New York. I didn't have much film so I didn't get to many photos.

Airport Girls

Grampa AC Wall died last week and I went up to the funeral. And everybody from this small town knew my Gramp because everybody knows everybody there. The church was dedicated to my Great Grampa AC. It was wierd because it said "Dedicated to AC Wall". I got a key chain from my grampa and it says AC Wall 1920 on it. It was my great grampas key chain. I took a photograph of the airplane wing on the way back and it looks like a cool picture. I love airports and jets. You always see hot girls in airports like they put these hot girls in there just to give the place some spark.
I'd like my funeral to be like a movie. Then people won't be bored. And I want them to drink beer and have good food and have a good time. I read somewhere that Thomas Jefferson wrote 20,000 letters. Now people write e-mails and don't save them. But most people write the same thing like, "Hi how are you?" "Good." How are you?" "I'm good." "Here's a picture of uncle joey...." "Blah Blah".

Clothes

Price came into the office yesterday. He was talking about having to go to jail for two years because he refused to blow a breathilizer from the cops. He was skinny and looked coked out. He's got interesting stories to tell.

I'm able to fit into some old clothes which is so great.
You know it's better to try to be skinny because it's so hard to be fat and look good. You can wear so many different looks when your skinny but when your fat your limited. And people respond to you better when your skinny.

Soccor Coach & Grocery Stores

I was at the soccor Fields and I was kicking around by myself when the field was stormed by a girls soccor team. This fat coach said I could practice with the girls. Then he said something very insulting. It was like everything American right there in a nut shell. A fat male girls soccor coach insulting you while your just hanging out. The whole thing was weird.
Another wierd thing happened to me. Or should I say is happening to me. Everytime I walked into a Harris Teeter Grocery somebody comes on the intercom and says :"SECURITY CHECK IN SECTION..." It's so bizzare. Because I look around for shady looking people and the only one I see is myself. I can't get over it.
Everyone was at the office Saturday night. Did I tell the blog that the office is actually apartment. It was fun and T. was in town and Merza came over. We went to Cosmos. Downtown. It was really fun. I repelled every girl I tried to talk to. I mean could even have a conversation. But in places like that girls have their guard up. Which doesn't make sense...I mean why would you be in a singles bar and be so fridged?

I played soccor tonight with the Koreans and Spainiards... I feel like someone has beaten by legs with a baseball bat. But overall I feeel really good. I want to make a short film about the painting Co. I work for.

Wear

I have to wear something at Brooks wedding and I'm broke. I think I'm going to hit the thrift store and see what I can dig up. Maybe I'll just wear a sport coat and tie and tennis shoes. Like the movie "Paper Chase".

Asheville

I went to Asheville last weekend and stayed with C. and his girlfriend. They smoked lots of pot. I went running the second night I was there and these dogs started to chase me. I heard that if you show them you don't fear them they will not bite you. I guess it work but I was scared. It started to pour rain and I was running really hard up and down these hills. It was fun to run in the rain I felt like nature was pissing on me or something. Then I got back down into the valley and thought I was lost. I came up on this house and by then I quit running. This hot girl was out on the porch and I asked her where the road led. It turned out I wasn't lost. It was a tough run because of the hills and I was determined to run it all but I gave out about 3/4's of the way. After I got back I thought I was going to fall asleep because I was tired. We ate steak. Mark and his daughter Taylor showed up and they were nice and Taylor was a really fun little kid. I fell asleep on the couch and C. woke me up to tell me they set up a tent on the mountain. I said OK and went up. As soon as I fell asleep I had nightmares about aliens and it really freaked me out. I got up at 1:00am and fell asleep in C's office. It was hot.
The next day I met Jill and she had a big grill out at her bothers house. Will was there and it was good to see him. It was fun and I fell asleep early in Jill's bed and jill slept with me. It was hot and I had nightmares. Somebody shot me in the face and I didn't and fought these really tough guys. It was actually a good dream. Jill said I was making noises.
I left the next day.
Mom left Tuesday to go back to Minneapolis and I said good bye on the phone and I felt bad about that but she never gave me any warning she was leaving. I'm sure she has a lot on her mind.